06 1 / 2014
Come back after being gone for a night.
Kitty: Meow meow meow (where were you )
Me: sorry kitty i was with someone
Kitty: MEOW meow (i smell ANOTHER cat)
Me: It was nothing the cat wouldnt really let me pet him
Kitty: Meow meow (i dont care)
*sits on keyboard*
Kitty: meow meow meow (pet me till you make up for your sins and betrayal)
Me: fine kitty *pets kitty, kitty purrs loudly*
19 12 / 2013
*doing dishes when all the sudden Kitty comes up and rubs my leg and meowing*
ME: Yes kiity?
Me: You want to be petted?
Kitty: Meow meow *stands on back legs*
Me: Aww ok *pets kitty* ok now I have to do the dishes.
Kitty Meoowww *starts going in circles trying to lead me*
Me: Do you want me to follow?
Kitty: Meowwww *looks at food bowl*
Me: You have food
Kitty: meow (rough translate there is no food see there is a empty spot)
*shakes food bowl*
13 12 / 2013
*sets hot chocolate down, kitty jumps on table*
Me: No kitty you cant have my hot chocolate
*kitty sniffs hot chocolate*
Me: NO KITTY MY HOT CHOCOLATE
*grabs cups and guards it*
*kitty gives me sad face*
I now feel like a bitch >.>
11 12 / 2013
Living with a cat part two
Sitting on living room floor stretching and yoga. Be in the butterfly position out of no where the cat darts at me.
Me: yeskotty do you need something
Kitty: Meow meow * bats at my hair *
Me: can I do my exercise?
Kitty: meow meow meow (translate does this stretching involve petting me)
me: *ignores Kitty*
I think I signed me death warrant